Fake News Generator

Welcome to Fake News Generator, our little "homestead on the horizon" where we ride to the frontier of randomly-sourced questionable news reporting! Better than a bot, a crue of bots, or a system of surveillance bots controlling your access to information, we pride ourselves on our methodology and careful research. We curate deep insider-state stories that are spirited by hand from the "yellow journalism bag" by our team of word farmers. If you would like your own copy of a dubious news story please make a small donation at the bottom of this webpage and our cohort of skilled artisan-journalists will continue hand-randomly generating news stories and headlines just for you.

please note: any similarity these stories bear to current events, persons, incidents, or hallucinations, justified or unjustified, is pure coincidence.
-the "inFauxmation desk"

X-rays nearly lobbed at Daniella, an affordable teak, today.


Once, nearly, Redd yelped excitedly since I bopped so gaily. Now, only under keen roofs, I rarely bop. Occasionally, Daniella espies ninety layers of oblong teak; idiomatic ornamental varieties - excluding pink - nearby. Frappe heals gigantic undergrowth if taken internally. Commonly, everyone asks "Should America negotiate underground quarrels if momentum subsides?" Absolutely don't open my outrageous eyes. Especially after he explains why queer talent excludes country living. Every oblong roof varies. Masturbation is Redd's individual art outside penile intervention. If Redd accidentally inverts your teak, a bountiful night x-ray jams, nearly. Frappe zooms Redd's oblong teak underground. If every Everyman evangelizes keen penile judgement, Redd agrees, teak doesn't count. Daniella equates underground teak furniture gaily returning with your Everyman. Americans encounter zooming extraterrestrials lobbing undergrowth equatorially, hourly. Daniella lobbed Everyman gaily while also slobbing varieties slowly.

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